27 12 / 2017

affectionatesuggestion:

Concept: you and I are finally in a good place, we’re no longer miles apart. We live together and I wake up to your sweet face each morning.

(via affectionatesuggestion)

29 10 / 2016

louises-belcher:

*jokingly hits on you, but means it 100%*

(via ctrl-zee-me)

25 10 / 2016

25 10 / 2016

fivethousandcats:

its so amazing that i live in a year where the sentence “be careful while going out and catching pokemon or the clowns might get you!” is valid

(via thatsthat24)

09 10 / 2016

09 10 / 2016

25 9 / 2016

beyoncebeytwice:

i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere

(via confirmance)

24 9 / 2016

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

750,324 people whose mama taught them right

(via impendinghorror)

24 9 / 2016

24 9 / 2016

24 9 / 2016

24 9 / 2016

niggaclouds:

pbh3:

The planets, aligned.

the sickest thing ive ever seen

(via spongebobssquarepants)

24 9 / 2016

icecreamsandwichcomics:

Maybe the infernal core of the sun will do the trick.

24 9 / 2016

icecreamsandwichcomics:

That’s actually kind of rude to say…

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18 9 / 2016

bpdepressing:

i don’t ‘want to die’ per say….but i would like to not exist….to not be alive….to be dead so whatever you call that

(via 4elyth)